Long gone are the days when men used to holler pick-up lines from a moving vehicle at an attractive passerby of the opposite sex… right? Nope… it’s just getting better. The tried-and-true art form of yelling offensive “compliments” in hopeless attempts to pick-up women can now be supplemented with Holla Bears. A cute, cuddly stuffed bear holding a heart that’s embroidered with romantic sentiments such as:
Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho
Aye Bitch I’m Tryna Holla
You can get these 16″ Bears for $29 + tax/shipping. Let your “bae” know how you care. [Bae??? Excuse me while I go wash out the vomit from my mouth]
The shawty one is *kinda* funny, but you can customize these with any other saying if you want to (please do).